I thought I'd get the list out fast- over the next few days I'll get video and pictures in to support it, so come back later! Feel free to tweet me if you don't get any of these.
And no, I can't count. There are more than 10.

(check out scaryseo pictures from Dana Lookadoo and Andrea "Gareth Jax" Scarpetta)
Top 10 Funniest Things That Happened at Scary SEO
- The "Truck Nuts" Example in DaveSnyder's IUD presentation- oops he says it's IED, not IUD.
- Carolyn Shelby kicking everyone's butt in a kung fu fight during her Q&A session
- A Certain SEO Throwing Up All Over Somebody Important
- Another SEO Getting Thrown Out of the Hard Rock Casino Twice
- Me confronting the Russian mafia guy who asked me a Q&A question then ignored the answer, and then his wingman glaring at me for the next two days. And then finding out they might actually be a good prospective client.
- DJPaisley- pretty much everything he did... cuz he's such a funny guy!
- Loren Baker and Dave Snyder jumping onto the hood of my fabulous full-size rental Chrysler 300 CTS 700 HP machine.
- Me and @pdimaio creating twitter accounts for @thewholeworld and @manonmoon
- Me dropping spaghetti all over @iodine74's chair at Buca DiBepo
- A completely wasted SEO telling us that the analog clock comes from the base-10 numbering system before going on a rant about the importance of prime numbers
- UtahSEOPro not bringing any hair product and not being able to show off the FauxHawk.
- The pole in the Friday night Limobus, and all theSEO's incredible pole-dancing skills.
- Rhea's surprise entrance in She-Ra costume to speak at her ORM session (video below!)
Any I missed? Let me know and I'll add them!
Ok, John Santangelo added #14, a scary mysterious video from a well known internet industry rock star female, who's going by "SEO Champ Chick" - who is it???
And don't forget, it was SCARY:







