2,056 Random Things About Me!

This got some buzz but you can't see it if you're not my facebook friend (why aren't you?) so here it is:

2,056 Random Things About Me!

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Tue 6:40pm | Edit Note | Delete

Hey, Brian wrote 2,056 random things about himself and so YOU HAVE TO DO THE SAME THING OR YOU ARE A LOSER THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIM AS A FRIEND.

1. My name is pretty random.
2. So is my face.
3. Random numbers are really random.
4. I like ponies.
5. Random numbers from computers aren't really random.
6. I have all day to write this list because I have no life.
7. I used to have a job but all I did was write facebook notes so I got fired.
8. I don't cut my toenails everyday.
9. I like baby seals.
10. Mango juice is awesome.

(imaginary time passes)

122. Lists like these are cool!
123. I love lists!
124. Facebook rocks!
125. I'm texting someone right now

(imaginary time passes)

1623. I think I'm delirious!
1623. Hyenas and lollypops!
1623. Rainbows are smelly.

(imaginary time passes)

2053. A cop just told me to move on cuz I'm parked in a K-Mart parking lot writing this
2054. I've cried the entire last three hours (the last 564 random things)
2055. I love you.
2056. I love lamp. No really, I love lamp.

I think I might die now.

Are you really my friend?

Write a list like this. But include all 2056 items.

Updated on Tuesday - Comment

 Loren Baker at 6:49pm February 3

I like ponies, but I HATE baby seals with an absolute passion. Except for dinner.

 Dana Willhoit at 7:04pm February 3

2056 random things about me...my BRAIN CELLS! They're all completely random.

Also - I have recently realized that Loren Baker eats baby seal mignon, and have reported him to PETA.

 Lauren Lehman-Ice at 7:29pm February 3

You haven't changed a bit since High School.... maybe that should be random thing #2057?

 Brian Carter at 7:30pm February 3

lol

 Manda Otto at 7:59pm February 3

no

 Ted Paproski at 8:23pm February 3

You really aren't right, are you? What do you blame it on?

 Brian Carter at 8:35pm February 3

I blame you, Ted

 Ted Paproski at 8:38pm February 3

that is great Brian, something else I may need to make amends for.

 Jerri Ann Reason at 11:05pm February 3

I am a big talker, heck I have 10 blogs, but 2056 Random Things About Me, that's more than a RANDOM internet friend needs to know about me, lmao, alien abductor at that

 Jerri Ann Reason at 11:08pm February 3

where is the Random Thing about you being an alien abductor, I wanna hear more about this story......alien lover here

 Mark Alves at 11:39pm February 3

#1,785 was LOL my favorite. Thanks for DMing me the complete list.

 Brian Carter at 11:51pm February 3

lol np

 Brian Carter at 11:51pm February 3

i know, those aliens said some strange things about you

 Jerri Ann Reason at 11:55pm February 3

why would you let the aliens talk bad about me, heck I am probably the size of 3 of those aliens, I'm watching the biggest loser so I"m in "I'm so fat mode" but not in "I'm so alien", lmao

 Dana Lookadoo at 12:06am February 4

Of course, Brian, you would go above and beyond! Actually, I've been waiting to find out if you've ever been covered in guacamole?

 Brian Carter at 12:11am February 4

almost EVERY night

 Jerri Ann Reason at 12:22am February 4

did I mention I don't like guacamole? neither do aliens

 Scotty Szanto-Nicodemus at 6:38am February 4

2053. A cop just told me to move on cuz I'm parked in a K-Mart parking lot writing this

Bwahahaha!! I have a built-in defense to use on cops when I get pulled over...when they ask what I do for a living, I simply reply with a sad puppy look on my face, "I'm a public school teacher, sir."

Works every time! lol